It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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