: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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