apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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