Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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