i think i have herpe
just one?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
How external is "for external use only"?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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