Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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