I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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