U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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