my mouth tastes like poor choices
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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