To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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