seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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