Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Farmville is her only friend.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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