We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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