Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
ttyl tear gas
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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