? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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