I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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