we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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