Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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