I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
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i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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