NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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