its not stalking. its research.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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