I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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