Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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