its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
