How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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