Pappa wants mamma naked
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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