I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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