Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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