i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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