It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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