Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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