sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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