so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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