id be glad to
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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