Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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