awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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