he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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