it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
This house was built for laser tag.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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