was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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