In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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