So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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