Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.