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I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.

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(858): I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star. http://tfl.nu/5mxp

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elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.

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(802): elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze. http://tfl.nu/rr46

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Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.

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(714): Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009. http://tfl.nu/yw3z

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Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.

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(474): Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now. http://tfl.nu/0awf

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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.

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(847): my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news. http://tfl.nu/1uhd

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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class

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(913): girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class http://tfl.nu/grnd

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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?

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(256): Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!? http://tfl.nu/t31p

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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.

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(337): I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe. http://tfl.nu/8iw1

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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.

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(813): The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth. http://tfl.nu/4ea8

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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.

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(512): well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber. http://tfl.nu/rkm3

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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.

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(817): Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car. http://tfl.nu/zuv0

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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups

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(650): He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups http://tfl.nu/2ekp

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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.

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You fool.

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(778): I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps. (1-778): You fool. http://tfl.nu/kp0u

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I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.

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(603): I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry. http://tfl.nu/hfvn

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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad

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I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.

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(314): You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad (224): I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick. http://tfl.nu/vatm

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