Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
