i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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