She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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