Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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