We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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