I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We smell like vodka and hangover
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
