so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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