It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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