Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
