What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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