Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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