He kissed a someone with a penis
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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