The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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