I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
tell me about the fingering
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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