She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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