i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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