How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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